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Youtube: Monkey can be very playful and naughty sometimes

2008-04-05T04:38:00.000-07:00

Some playful monkey with dogs. See the love between those two :)

Strange definition of life in Arithmetic

2008-03-26T03:04:00.000-07:00

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Minesweeper The Game : Now A Movie?

2008-03-25T17:05:00.000-07:00

Remember minesweeper the game we had in Windows lol. The object of the game is to clear an abstract minefield without detonating a mine. The game has been rewritten for nearly every system platform in use today. See the picture below.

Recently, some director decided to make a comedy parody out of it.

The movieclip below shows the making of the movie.. Minesweeper the movie! o_O
Check out the movie below.

Random Jokes: Some jokes around the world

2008-03-23T16:16:00.000-07:00

From UK

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

From Canada

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

From Wales

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

Weird Stuff: I've seen all sorts of robot but, none like this

2008-03-12T17:35:00.000-07:00

This is one weirdest robot clip I've seen. It is constantly mutating itself into form a new shape through some complex algorithm.

Standing an egg on end during Spring Equinox

2008-03-11T16:59:00.000-07:00

Do you know that there's a special date of a month in a year where you can see all eggs are standing on end when you place em on the floor (well, it is possible to do that with a well balance eggs - but i'm talking about eggs in general)? Yeah, it's on the first day of spring. It is actually due to the astronomical angle and alignment of our planet.

Let's look at it from an astronomical angle: what is special about the Spring (also called the Vernal) Equinox that makes it different from any other time of the year? The Earth's spin axis is tilted with respect to its orbital plane and this is what causes the seasons.

When the Earth's axis points towards the Sun, it is summer for that hemisphere. When the Earth's axis points away, you get winter (from the diagram above you can see that the north end of the Earth's axis never points directly at the Sun, but on the summer solstice it points as close as it can, and on the winter solstice as far as it can. Hmm ...interesting...

Source : http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/misc/egg_spin.html

Ads can be funny too :)

2008-03-05T17:03:00.001-08:00

I've stumble yet another unique and funny ad. This Thailand based Ad is about a beer named "Cheer" (don't worry there's subtitle), abit exaggerated but, is sooo hilarious. Don't believe me click and play it. :D

Funniest Granpa Laugh

2008-03-04T16:58:00.000-08:00

This is one funny clip...is just a clip on laughing...yeah just laughing...ROFL. This grandpa just couldn't stop laughing...gosh...XD

Creative Way of InfoManagement

2008-02-26T19:15:00.000-08:00

Some inspirational ideas - Thinking out of the box, in an Information Technology Age.

Kids don't try this at Home

2008-02-24T21:53:00.000-08:00

This is one funny video clip, I found on how to ride safely - how ironic. Check it out.

Some Weird Hybrid Dog

2008-02-24T19:51:00.000-08:00

This is a weird hybrid of koala and dog hangging on the bamboo tree. Maximum kawaiiness~ Stress Reliever ><

StarWars Parody Lego Style

2008-01-16T16:44:00.000-08:00

This is a rather funny video clip found in YouTube. Is a parody made using lego.

More LolCats Collection

2008-01-13T16:18:00.000-08:00

Here are more lolcat collection pictures. Check it out.

Modified Picture of Cats : An Internet Phenomenon

2008-01-07T15:57:00.000-08:00

Modified pictures of cats are an established Internet Phenomenon since photo and picture sharing is introduced into the web. Infact, they are listed in wikipedia and known as "lolcats". Almost everyday, sites such as social networking, forums and blogs are equipped with em. Below are some of the common ones found in Net.

Are This Two Cats Talking?

2008-01-06T17:06:00.000-08:00

I stumbled upon this weird video of talking cat, yeah yeah another talking cat right. But this time, is two cats talking to each other. Weird o.O

Funny Picture : Fleece Navidad

2007-12-31T17:24:00.001-08:00

This is a funny comic I did in game screenshots for X'mas

Random Jokes

2007-12-12T01:19:00.000-08:00

Substitute Teacher

A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, please stand up."

Right away, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Why do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?"

"I don’t, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Why Santa Wants a Raise

10. The hours, the weather and the trend toward smaller chimneys.

9. Nike won’t give him a lucrative side-contract.

8. Reindeer and elves have unionized.

7. New tax on flying sleighs.

6. Sleigh fuel has gone through the roof.

5. Needs extra cash to cover off-season gambling losses.

4. New air traffic controllers.

3. Cost of living increase at the North Pole.

2. Children don’t leave as many cookies as they used to.

1. Mrs. Clause told him to.

Chips!

Computer Snacks

Q: what do u feed computers when they are hungry?

A: Chips!

Fun Stuff : Optical Illussion

2007-12-03T17:17:00.000-08:00

Relax your eyes and then take a closer look at some error within this drawing puzzle.

Some Weird Computer Errors and Interface?

2007-11-26T19:22:00.000-08:00

Some Weird Computer Errors and Interface o_O

The Piano Cat!

2007-11-05T16:01:00.000-08:00

This is the cutest cat video I've seen honestly...this cat is enjoying the piano...LOL

The downgrade process of the word 'please'

2007-09-21T00:53:00.000-07:00

Just like to share some interesting post I had in some forum.

The word 'please' is supposed to be 6 characters.
But somehow people start to reduce it to 3 characters into 'pls' since they are too lazy to write 6 characters (it's quite reasonable).

Then they think that more 'S' means more sincere in asking, so it becomes 'plsssssss' (the longer the better). This word does'nt make much sense since it is longer than the first 'please' word .Then they reduce it to 3 characters again.

But instead of using 'S', they use 'Z'. Maybe 1 'Z' is equal to 10 'S'.
So it becomes 'plz'.By using the idea in the third and fourth paragraphs above.

New 'please' word borns, which is 'plzzzzzzzzzz'. Since 1 'Z' is equal to 10 'S', therefore this word is the most sincere.
But somehow, new generation of the 'please' word has been discovered, which is 'plox'. I'm not sure how to pronounce this one (plock??).
Even though it's weird, but somehow it's quite popular among all of the above.

So what will be the next generation of 'plox' word??
A. 'plos'
B. 'ploz'
C. 'ploxxxxxxx'
D. all of the above ('plosszzxx')

The Funny Cat Compilation Clip

2007-06-19T17:46:00.000-07:00

This is a compilation clips on pet cats around the world. Watch and enjoy their funny acts.

YouTube - The Line and the Dot

2007-06-17T17:36:00.000-07:00

This is a wonderful and simple cartoon about a line and a dot, it might sound simple but it's really a nice and compelling story.

Fun Stuff - Jumping Clip!

2007-06-17T17:29:00.000-07:00

This is one weird clip about cartoon animation - jumping. Imagine what is like if you have super jumping skills like superman.

Funny Pics - At Random

2007-05-28T17:43:00.001-07:00

Star Wars Yankovic Style

2007-05-06T00:31:00.000-07:00

This is another Weird Al Yankovic for StarWars - Phantom Menace.

Check out the lyrics below.

"The Saga Begins"

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"

He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Weird Al Yankovic - Who's Fat

2007-04-28T05:36:00.000-07:00

A parody by Weird Al Yankovic, based on MJ's Bad Album. Who's Fat!

Crappy Stories - Desperate For A Change

2007-04-21T17:45:00.000-07:00

Mauluku, one of the favoured lions in Safari o' Tropica today have decided to declared himself a lioness. Naturlist Laura Gibs says this act may be due to unstable diet, global climate change and strong influences lioness in general.

"It's a girl power attraction", she said during our last interview. Picture below shows one of the attempts Mauluku the lion took to change it's appearances.

Mauluku trying to operate the shaver.

Note : This is a made up story, no animals, humans is hurt during this process.

Funny Pics - Disguise and Trickery

2007-04-21T17:35:00.000-07:00

Definition Disguise : any attire that modifies the appearance in order to conceal the wearer's identity. This week for funny pics we cover the topic animal in diguise.

Darth Scooter Made it Entries World News

2007-04-19T17:06:00.000-07:00

Once, again this little sausage gains fame by promoting "The Way of the Force".

OMG More Darth Scotter Scene?

2007-04-19T17:04:00.000-07:00

This is getting out of hands, now this fully trained Sith Dog is ready to take on more challenge!

Darth Scooter?

2007-04-19T16:51:00.000-07:00

The Ways of the Force in Star Wars just went on crazy until one day, this happens. May the Force be with It?

Weird Al Yankovic - He's Gump!

2007-04-17T22:34:00.000-07:00

This is another Yankovic's parody of Forest Gump (picture below). Lol enjoy!

Fun Stuff - Grace Kelly in AutoDraw featuring Mika

2007-04-17T17:56:00.000-07:00

I have to admit, I kinda like this song (Mika - Grace Kelly), makes me feel relaxed and I enjoyed this cool auto draw software too. Check out this fun vid.

Funny Pics - Hybrid Fruits

2007-04-14T19:40:00.000-07:00

Definition: A hybrid is a cross between two different plant varieties to get the valued attributes of each variety. Hybrids are developed for disease resistance, size, flowering, color, taste and any reason a plant might be considered special. Below are some of the results of recent scientific research on hybrid fruits.

Cute and Funny Pets Ep.1

2007-04-13T22:32:00.000-07:00

This is some compilation of Pets in Action!

Official LOTR Spoofer

2007-04-13T22:23:00.000-07:00

Check out Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Gellar stars in spoof of The Lord of the Rings. Available under a secret menu in extended version of LOTR DVD.

Weird Al Yankovic - Ebay Song!

2007-04-13T22:20:00.000-07:00

This is one weird backstreet boy song parody called Ebay Song! Long life Yankovic!

Weird Al Yankovic - Rambo or Rampo!

2007-04-13T22:17:00.000-07:00

Weird al Yankovic is one of my favourite parody artist of all time. See how he twist the movie Rambo into his own version "Rampo!"

Lil Indian Midget

2007-04-13T22:09:00.000-07:00

This clip is from a Tamil Movie featuring a little "dancing midget". Check out his dance moves.

Darth Vader being an Ass Video

2007-04-13T22:01:00.000-07:00

Ever wondered what will happen to you when, someone keep pissing you off in a middle of presentation. Check out the video below, you'll know what I mean. OMG!

Welcome to LilBit Funnies

2007-04-13T21:51:00.000-07:00

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